You Know it's a Good Day When You See Your Ex-Boyfriend in Wal-Mart.

                   
                       It's not everyday that I wear makeup. When I don't, it's normally because I'm just going to Wal-Mart. Who wakes up and thinks "You know what, I'm gonna put on 12 pounds of make-up and my favorite outfit and go to Wal-Mart!" no...just no. Since I do not produce such thoughts, I woke up, took a shower, put on my favorite sweats, oversized tee, and brushed out my wet hair.
      Now, 99% of the time I ALWAYS run into someone I know. Whether it be family, someone from school, or someone my parents know. It happens. Every stinkin' time. Normally, we go to Wal Mart after school or something, so I am looking better than usual. (I also do like grocery shopping. That way, I have a say in what I eat for lunch. Who doesn't like hanging out with their mom in Wal-Mart on Saturday anyway?)                 The point is, my first thought as I enter through the doors of Wal-Mart, aren't "I wonder if I'll run into my ex-boyfriend." (Even though I see him ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME.)
       To my surprise(not), I did see him In Wal-Mart. Let me just roll by you with my cart full of femine products and sun chips. This would happen to me. I didn't know if I should awkwardly wave, turn around, walk off, like what do I do in this situation? I don't wanna come off as a total female dog. this is what one might call an "awko taco."
 Whilst I'm making eye contact with him with no make-up, my jaw dropping sweatpants, and not to mention, my beautiful hair, the only thing I think he's thinking is "why in the world did I ever date her? Glad that's over" And my reply would be "You're welcome. Next time I'll warn you when I come to Wal-Mart."
       I don't even know how to approach this subject just because it was that awkward.
       Yeah, I might end up on " the people of wal mart website"... it won't stop me from going to wal mart looking beautimous.
 

                    I'm cashin' out,
                                 Courtney